Gag-inducing, yet funny, marketing parody

I think it's safe to file this video under "Thank God it's a parody!". I'm sure many of you have seen plenty of similar videos either on TV or the Internet, it's exactly because of that familiarity that I found this parody so amusing.

I for one am sick of marketing in this manner, yes we know that your product is "amazing", but do we need to hear some guy rattling off fake statistics to  make me want to buy it? I think I'll pass on that.

I'll also add that if the above video was real, I'd probably lose my lunch.